Welcome to East Geauga High School, where the bullies are brutal, the teachers are bizarre, and the principal can sniff out a missing hall pass from across the building. You’re Anthony—a wisecracking, closeted teen just trying to survive puberty, prom, and the creeping suspicion that something isn’t human among the faculty.

When your best friend Erik vanishes without a trace, you’re plunged into a twisted adventure of cryptic clues, sneaky schemes, and a conspiracy that goes way deeper than the basement boiler room. Will you solve the mystery, rescue your crush, and make it out alive… or end up another “missing student” on the announcements?

✔ Solve devious puzzles and hilarious deaths galore
✔ Explore dozens of hand-drawn rooms packed with weirdness
✔ Flirt awkwardly, dodge bullies, and evade detention
✔ Uncover the plot threatening all of East Geauga High

It’s Leisure Suit Larry meets Space Quest, meets your worst yearbook photo.