Remember dial-up? The anticipation of watching a progress bar crawl? The satisfaction of finally completing a download?

File Hoard brings back that feeling, then cranks it up to absurd levels.

Features

15 Generators

From humble cursors to botnets, undersea cables, and eventually... becoming the internet itself. Each generator passively downloads bytes for you.

Prestige System

When your hard drive fills up, archive everything to tape. Tapes give permanent bonuses that persist forever. Start fresh, but stronger.

Random Events & Challenges

Mom picked up the phone. Your ISP is "performing maintenance." Complete click challenges for speed boosts. The internet is chaos.

Idle & Active Play

Click frantically or let your generators do the work. Your call.

Retro Aesthetic

CRT scanlines, chunky progress bars, and pure dial-up nostalgia.

Steam Cloud

Your hoard syncs across devices.

What You'll Do

• Download files (obviously)

• Buy cursors that click for you

• Steal your neighbor's WiFi

• Build a botnet (for science)

• Tap into undersea cables

• Become the internet

What You Won't Do

• Learn why you're downloading

• Stop