Cocked and Loaded is a fast paced local multiplayer party game where players will control a rigid penis with the goal of destroying enemy players by meleeing or ejaculating onto the opposition. Easy to pick up but hard to master, players will learn to effectively move, dodge, melee, aim, and shoot within the first few matches. Dedicated players will be happy to hear the skill ceiling can be high when utilizing movement techniques and strategy.

2-4 Player Versus

Up to 4 players are able to battle it out at once. It's a free for all, jizz is flying, and penises are falling. No one is safe, and your own jizz can be your downfall, so watch out!

Player Customization

Customize your penis by changing its colour and trail, and select a menu decoration and victory celebration!

Level Editor

Place platforms, level hazards, and player spawn points to create your own custom levels to extend the fun!