Note: this is a standalone game. You do not need to download Killer Chat! to play, but we do recommend playing through Killer Chat! first (it's free!)

WELCOME BACK TO HELL, LOSERS!

Over a year has passed since asking too many murder-related questions online (for your book) got you invited to a serial killer chatroom. Of course, you did what any insane person would do and called the police pretended to be a serial killer. For, uh… hot singles in your server research purposes. 

Somehow, you got your bad happy ending. You’re now a bestselling writer, desperately in love, and have come to think of the server as family - it's like a dream come true. Sure, most of them still think you are a serial killer, your boss needs you to write another hit ASAP and your one true love is definitely technically a murderer, but look on the bright side - it’s Christmas! 

In this festive addition to the dark satire romance chatsim Killer Chat! series, journey through the server’s past, present & future to learn more about our serials and find the true meaning of Christmas. What's the worst that could happen?

Play as a (fully customisable!) character as you… 

DATE SERIAL KILLERS! 

Whisper sweet nothings to your murderous beau and learn more about their insecurities lives!

CHAT IN THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE :) 

The server's hosting a secret Santa blitz! Unlock 16 unique gift options to impress (or distress) your loved one, and help the other serials decide what to get each other! And no Christmas would be complete without a delicious server meal on the 26th of December. It's true: Vince has made Christmas dinners a yearly thing now. 

GET INSPIRATION FOR YOUR SHORT STORY!

Spending time in the server helped write a hit before, maybe it’ll help you again? Ugh. Why is writing so hard?

FEATURES

• Customisable MC - now with festive wear! (Name, username, personality, gender, face, body, clothing, accessories, what kind of pseudo serial killer you are...)

• Write your own status, biography, and messages in chat!

• Four serial killers love interests across all genders (male, female, non-binary)... 

• A playtime of approx. 2-3 hours per route, 8-10 hours for all routes.

• Story-rich, choice-based branching towards 6 unique endings.

• Call the server's serial killers, earn the gang's disapproval, and more! 

• Achievement system with 30+ unique achievements!

• An assortment of new art, including two illustrated CG's! 

• Custom-made OST and sound effects.

CONTENT WARNINGS 

Death, murder, swearing, references to abuse, and serial killers... but you knew that.

MEET YOUR LOVE INTERESTS

AND THE REST OF THE GANG!

Spend some more time getting to know the server’s other murderers loved-up couples. Help French arsonist Felicie and her unlucky surfer beau Luca decide what to get each other for Secret Santa, and see a softer side of Sunset Slasher Vince now his relationship with Ai Hua has gone public!

SO HAVE A MERRY F'ING CHRISTMAS, LOSERS!

And may all your dreams come true...